I don’t like this

I do

Imagine you try to use it and it turns out one of your cats pooped in it

imagine putting ur dick in this

can y’all stop

(Source: teknolojimanya)


seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi, via sophisticvted-minds)

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

The amount of times I hear this is actually unreal.
Such an accurate post hahaha.

(via lovemasquerade)

(via sophisticvted-minds)



dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or a ho if never seen the inside of a cathedral

dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them

my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be

I am inspired.

(via chaotic-wiener)

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